War Were Declared

There is a war waging, right now. I am one side of this war. Shots have been fired on both sides. This war is being waged in my backyard. Against my backyard. Yes, the Mike/Poison Ivy Battle rages on after yet another bout of poison ivy this summer. I’ve just been to the doctors to get shots and medicine, once this clears up the war is going to escalate to an all time high. Remember that scene in (I think) National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation where Chevy Chase comes out of the garage with a chainsaw in hand and a hockey mask on? That’s going to be me, only instead of a chainsaw, I’ll have power hedge clippers.

THREAT LEVEL RED, BABY!!