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Subject: Pathological need for boxes

Hi everybody! So yeah, we’re moving in a few weeks and I have a couple PODS units coming to the house that we’re going to load up. Thing is, I NEED boxes like a boxer needs dope and cheap hookers. Should you have any kind of boxes laying around I would be greatly indebted should you bring them over to the house. Also should you find yourselves, between Monday the 8th and Friday the 12th, desperately needing to pack someone else’s belongings into boxes, you’ll find that we’ve got just the thing to cure what ails you.

Thanks everyone!

Seriously, we do need boxes so…if you’ve got some to spare we’d appreciate it. :-p